Fuck Everyone

Well everyone, I am now officially contemplating turning gay.

To fully, or even partially understand the cause of all of today's crap you need a little back story (insert crazy time warp cheesy flashback transition)

Oh about a month ago, maybe less I broke up with Sarah, my then girlfriend, it lasted about a month and was my first actual relationship, so naturally it was doomed to die a slow and painful death. It did die a slow painful death, the first 2 weeks were great, we had lots of fun did stuff together, the whole honeymoon syndrome shit. Second 2 weeks, not so good.........as it being my first actual relationship, and me being scared shitless by the thought of actually caring for someone, I naturally drifted away somewhat (it's instinct, as fucked as that sounds).

Now about half way into my foray at......umm.....non solitude......Sarah and I tried hooking up her best friend Stace with my boy Bowes, I thought what the hell it's not like he has a girlfriend. Ya.....not a great idea while it wasn't a total failure, it wasn't a success.........which ya, I guess it would make it a failure.

So after that I got to know Stace a little better, very little, which was something I would've liked to remedy but I digress.

So after I broke up with Sarah things between us were a little..........strained, she said she wanted to be friends, but no, she doesn't want to, it's one of those "I don't want part of you, I want all of you" things, totally ridiculous. But carrying on, today I saw Stace in the caf, sat down started talking and stuff, before she heads off to class, she asks me "so do you want to be my friend or something?".......................holy shit people I think we found ourselves a winner here, for those who don't know me, if I didn't want to be her friend I wouldn't have sit down and started talking to her......but that's not the best part, She then goes into this long repetitive speech about how she can't be my friend because she's Sarah's best friend and Sarah doesn't want to be my friend so she can't and Sarah's friendship is more important than mine but not before saying "you're a nice guy and all but no".

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!! Now don't get me wrong, I understand where she's coming from but still, me being on this side of the situation I automatically have to say what the fuck?

And it keeps on getting better, you see, Stace was a part of the reason why I broke up with Sarah, because she is SOOOOOO much hotter than Sarah, ridiculously so. But as usual my great grand scheme backfires because someone has to go and be a fucking child. I mean honestly, it didn't work out, like all your previous relationships, the faster you accept it and move on the happier everyone is. Now the thing that really makes me laugh, really gets me going is the fact that I told her that I'm an asshole, in those exact words, and SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!!!!! Who fucking lies about that shit???????? That's like lying and saying you were a convicted pedophile while trying to pick up a milf, goddamn some people are stupid, some people are really fucking dumb.........no wait I retract that statement, everyone is really fucking dumb

always and forever

-Errol aka Piro aka "Tortured Artist"